1 00:00:08,170 --> 00:00:09,970 hoetinkhof79 2 00:00:16,010 --> 00:00:20,320 Twenty years ago, the world fell to shit. 3 00:00:20,450 --> 00:00:22,950 A big ole apocalyptic dump. 4 00:00:23,090 --> 00:00:25,650 Some bug took out all the world's computers. 5 00:00:25,790 --> 00:00:28,790 Power grids down, the Internet gone! 6 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:31,190 And not having easily accessible porn 7 00:00:31,330 --> 00:00:33,400 freaked people the fuck out! 8 00:00:34,130 --> 00:00:36,600 So, cities put up walls to protect themselves 9 00:00:36,730 --> 00:00:38,700 and threw the criminals out into the chaos 10 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:40,870 so they could fight over what was left, 11 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:45,340 which was not much, mostly cars and guns. 12 00:00:45,470 --> 00:00:48,940 Now insiders stay inside and outsiders stay outside. 13 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,880 But there are people who drive between, 14 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:56,450 badasses, legends, humble motherfuckers like me 15 00:00:56,590 --> 00:01:00,690 delivering precious cargo from one walled city to another. 16 00:01:00,820 --> 00:01:02,260 It's not an easy road 17 00:01:02,390 --> 00:01:04,990 because all these assholes want what I got. 18 00:01:05,130 --> 00:01:08,230 And that's where the cars and the guns come in. 19 00:01:15,740 --> 00:01:17,940 Hmm. How about some tunes? 20 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,680 Evelyn, may I have this dance? 21 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,330 Holy shit! 22 00:01:46,970 --> 00:01:48,600 Okay, I got Barry, so who's left? 23 00:01:49,070 --> 00:01:50,910 Gary, Larry. Got it. 24 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:03,620 Don't you do it! 25 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:05,820 Don't you even think about it! 26 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:08,960 No! 27 00:02:29,780 --> 00:02:30,950 Where the hell is this exit? 28 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:33,280 It's like a goddamn maze in here. 29 00:02:37,220 --> 00:02:40,490 So, if I'm here, then the exit is... 30 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:41,960 Oh, they have a Footlocker! 31 00:02:42,090 --> 00:02:43,960 Oh! Son of a bitch! 32 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:25,930 Hey there! 33 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,880 It's the milkman. It must be our delivery. 34 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,590 Yeah, they know me. I'm here all the time. Hey, Doug! 35 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:43,950 Hey, John. 36 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:46,520 He's new. A virgin? 37 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,960 Oh, I got a big package for you. 38 00:03:49,090 --> 00:03:51,330 All the way from Paso Robles. 39 00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:53,300 Some vultures wanted it real bad, 40 00:03:53,430 --> 00:03:54,900 but not bad enough. You know what I mean? 41 00:03:55,460 --> 00:03:58,030 Hey, that better be unleaded 93 in there; 42 00:03:58,300 --> 00:03:59,670 91 gives Evelyn the squirts. 43 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,440 Payment's been placed in the trunk. 44 00:04:02,570 --> 00:04:05,470 And we have new deliveries for you to, um, deliver. 45 00:04:05,610 --> 00:04:08,380 You're such a lamb. Where to? 46 00:04:08,510 --> 00:04:10,180 Fresh batteries for the Gainsboro Colony 47 00:04:10,310 --> 00:04:12,520 and the usual shipment of medicine to New San Francisco. 48 00:04:12,650 --> 00:04:14,120 New San Fran? 49 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,150 It's been a month already? Um-hmm. 50 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,720 Time makes a fool of us all. 51 00:04:18,850 --> 00:04:20,160 What's your name, slugger? 52 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:23,330 Abner. Abner? Really? 53 00:04:23,390 --> 00:04:25,060 I mean, it's a nice name, but you don't meet too many-- 54 00:04:25,190 --> 00:04:27,330 Well, anyway. Come here, Abner. 55 00:04:28,330 --> 00:04:29,700 How about you let me, uh, slip inside... 56 00:04:29,830 --> 00:04:30,830 Outside, you stay outside! 57 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:34,000 Hey, take it easy. Relax! 58 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:35,340 Atta boy. 59 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,240 All right, this has been a gas. 60 00:04:37,370 --> 00:04:39,910 I'll see your shiny faces in a month. 61 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,910 Until then, Abner, 62 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,510 eat up! 63 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:49,250 What'd the milkman bring us this time? 64 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,260 Tonight, we feast! 65 00:04:57,860 --> 00:05:00,900 See, a milkman's job is never done. 66 00:05:01,030 --> 00:05:04,030 It's a big world out there, but at the end of the day 67 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:08,740 all that matters is me, Evelyn, and the road. 68 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:25,250 No way! 69 00:05:25,390 --> 00:05:27,660 It's the Bosch Icon Premiere windshield wipers! 70 00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:29,160 Ha-ha! Mwah! 71 00:05:48,110 --> 00:05:50,410 Oh! Get off! 72 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:53,020 Give me the package, Milkman! 73 00:05:53,150 --> 00:05:55,420 Goddamn vultures! 74 00:05:58,650 --> 00:05:59,920 See that? 75 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,720 Tension spring is keeping the blades flexible 76 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:04,830 for premium wiping performance. 77 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,430 Oh... 78 00:06:28,820 --> 00:06:30,650 Let's go! 79 00:06:31,050 --> 00:06:33,220 Come on! 80 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,490 Let's go! Come on! 81 00:06:53,810 --> 00:06:56,040 It must be nice. 82 00:06:58,180 --> 00:07:00,480 Oh... 83 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:17,170 At least I was a cute kid. 84 00:07:47,930 --> 00:07:50,970 Damn, look at all these pedestrians, Ev. 85 00:07:55,070 --> 00:07:57,770 All right, time to turn on the charm. 86 00:07:57,910 --> 00:08:00,280 Lookin' real efficient today, Bill. 87 00:08:00,540 --> 00:08:01,540 Welcome back, John. 88 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,080 Got a fresh box of insulin for you. 89 00:08:03,210 --> 00:08:06,550 Life must be good if the diabetes are that bad. 90 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,980 Oh! For me? 91 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,820 Oh, you shouldn't have. 92 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:14,460 You're coming home with me, baby. 93 00:08:14,590 --> 00:08:15,790 What am I taking to San Diego for you? 94 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:17,390 Stop! 95 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:25,000 The COO of New San Francisco wants to talk to you. 96 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,140 Inside. 97 00:08:27,270 --> 00:08:29,570 Like inside inside? 98 00:08:29,670 --> 00:08:31,410 Let him through! 99 00:08:31,570 --> 00:08:32,940 Open the gate! 100 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:38,150 Holy fuck! 101 00:08:45,050 --> 00:08:46,690 Clear the perimeter! 102 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,610 You can park over there. 103 00:09:06,410 --> 00:09:07,880 Whew! 104 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:10,610 Y'all got some big-ass trucks, huh? 105 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,350 All right. 106 00:09:14,650 --> 00:09:15,620 Wait. Oh. Oh, shit! 107 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:16,820 Oh! Wait! 108 00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:19,050 Oh, shit! Oh-oh boy! 109 00:09:21,790 --> 00:09:24,260 Make sure I leave you enough room to get out, you know? 110 00:09:24,390 --> 00:09:26,230 All right, here we go. Okay. 111 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,970 There we go. Whoo! 112 00:09:32,330 --> 00:09:33,740 Okay. 113 00:09:35,370 --> 00:09:36,870 Strip. 114 00:09:38,710 --> 00:09:40,310 Oh, shit! 115 00:09:58,660 --> 00:10:00,060 All right. 116 00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:05,200 All right. 117 00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:08,240 Guess I'm not getting that knife back am I? 118 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:12,170 Lemony fresh, what's next? 119 00:10:16,410 --> 00:10:17,980 Hi, John. 120 00:10:18,110 --> 00:10:22,380 I'm Raven, COO of New San Francisco. 121 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,020 Let me get you a drink. 122 00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:30,260 So, tell me, what's it like on the outside? 123 00:10:30,390 --> 00:10:32,290 I'm sure you've got some stories. 124 00:10:32,430 --> 00:10:35,560 Stories? Of course, I do. 125 00:10:35,930 --> 00:10:37,130 Okay, how about this one? 126 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,870 Once upon a time there was a milkman. 127 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,840 Charming, devilishly handsome, you know the type. 128 00:10:40,970 --> 00:10:42,870 Well, he was an outsider. 129 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,740 Then one day a miracle happened. 130 00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:47,640 He was invited inside. 131 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:52,210 For no reason other than to have a beer with a mysterious, 132 00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:56,020 mildly intimidating little white lady. 133 00:10:56,450 --> 00:10:57,320 Ta-da! 134 00:10:57,450 --> 00:10:59,150 Fair enough. 135 00:11:00,220 --> 00:11:02,160 We get a lot of milkmen coming around here. 136 00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:03,260 Mm! 137 00:11:03,390 --> 00:11:04,990 But none have come more than twice. 138 00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:09,260 You, on the other hand, have come dozens of times. 139 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:13,270 You're consistent, reliable, you got a solid ass. 140 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:14,740 Boom! 141 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,400 I want to hire you. 142 00:11:16,540 --> 00:11:18,410 To do what exactly? 143 00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:19,880 What you do best. 144 00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:22,410 Pick up a package, bring it back. 145 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:24,910 It can't be that simple. 146 00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:26,380 Well, there are a few complications. 147 00:11:26,510 --> 00:11:28,820 One, you can't know what you're transporting. 148 00:11:28,950 --> 00:11:30,420 Oh! Okay, I have a question. 149 00:11:30,550 --> 00:11:31,590 It's not organs. 150 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,760 Dammit! It's never organs. 151 00:11:33,890 --> 00:11:35,660 So, what's the second complication? 152 00:11:35,790 --> 00:11:37,760 The package is in New Chicago. 153 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,770 Sorry, um, thanks for the beer. 154 00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:46,840 John, sit! 155 00:11:46,970 --> 00:11:48,270 No, look, I'm sorry. 156 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,640 New Chicago is too far and it's too risky. 157 00:11:50,770 --> 00:11:52,940 Sit! 158 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,340 Please. 159 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:07,260 Now, I've gotta tell you, I've got a lot of power. 160 00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:10,490 I can make peoples' desires, their dreams, 161 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,100 their every wish come true. 162 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,300 So, John, 163 00:12:17,530 --> 00:12:19,230 what do you wish for? 164 00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:21,970 Wow! Okay, I wasn't ready for that. 165 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:25,340 Um, well... Hmm, um... 166 00:12:26,470 --> 00:12:27,640 Unlimited gas. 167 00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:28,910 Mm-hmm. 168 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,480 A new tee shirt, this one's kinda smelly. 169 00:12:31,610 --> 00:12:32,550 Uh... 170 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:34,280 Toilet paper. 171 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:37,920 You have no idea what I would do for some two-ply. 172 00:12:38,850 --> 00:12:40,660 I think I can do better. 173 00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:42,860 Three-ply? 174 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,490 How about a tour? 175 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:54,500 Mmm! 176 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,180 See anything you like? 177 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:12,090 That's what I get? A souvenir? 178 00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:13,520 I mean, I'll take that girl's hat. 179 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,930 No, John, this is your prize. 180 00:13:17,590 --> 00:13:20,860 If you go to New Chicago and bring this package back for me, 181 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:24,470 I will make you a citizen of New San Francisco. 182 00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:27,370 I get to live here? 183 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:32,880 John, I remember when the colonies closed themselves off, 184 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,140 when they threw the murderers and thieves and bad guys 185 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:39,010 out into the world to fend for themselves without law and order. 186 00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:42,280 But you, you don't belong out there. 187 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:44,190 You're not one of them. 188 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,550 John, if you do this run, 189 00:13:45,690 --> 00:13:47,890 you won't be returning with a package. 190 00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:49,160 You'll be coming home. 191 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,910 Shit! They're gaining on us! 192 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:03,940 Faster! 193 00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:15,780 I'm on it, lil' bunny! 194 00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:18,590 You can't find shit back here! 195 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,990 If we're gonna steal shit, we gotta stay organized. 196 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,560 Booyah! 197 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,470 Holy shit! 198 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,780 Suck it now, motherfucker! 199 00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:49,990 Gotcha! 200 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,120 We're home free! 201 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,800 Let's go collect 'em, boys. 202 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:10,970 Make yourself at home. I'll be back in a minute. 203 00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:18,550 What? 204 00:15:20,850 --> 00:15:22,780 This is amazing. 205 00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:38,200 Perfect place for an ambush. 206 00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:40,640 Called it! 207 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,110 Shit! 208 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,270 Oh... 209 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,010 You're home early. Yeah. 210 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:53,120 Good day? Yeah, very good. Come meet John. 211 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:55,250 John, this is my husband, Noah. 212 00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:56,820 Huh. 213 00:15:57,020 --> 00:16:00,860 Hi, I was just admiring your, uh, this thing. 214 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,490 It's an honor. 215 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,860 I've never met a milkman before. 216 00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:13,200 And you've never met a baby before, have you, John? 217 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,800 No. 218 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,540 Her name is Dove. 219 00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:20,040 Hi, Dove. 220 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,380 Oh! 221 00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:27,450 I think she likes you. 222 00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:29,080 John's staying for dinner. 223 00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:30,620 I am? 224 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,510 Mmm! 225 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,780 Yeah! 226 00:17:21,470 --> 00:17:24,970 Oh, I almost forgot dessert. 227 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:26,110 Oh, yeah. 228 00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:27,410 Jell-O! 229 00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:29,110 Jell-O! 230 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:35,620 John, aren't you tired of almost dying every day? 231 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:40,120 And looking in the rearview mirror and only seeing yourself? 232 00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:42,860 Aren't you tired of always being alone? 233 00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:46,260 So, what do you say, John? 234 00:17:46,390 --> 00:17:49,800 Will you drive? 235 00:17:57,570 --> 00:18:00,240 You have 10 days to pick up the package and deliver it here. 236 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,580 One second over and the deal expires. 237 00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:04,680 Can you handle that? I can handle that. 238 00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,250 You fixed my window! 239 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,260 Smooth! 240 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:19,930 See you in 10 days, John. 241 00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:22,160 Until then, Jell-O, Raven! 242 00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:27,030 Oh, okay... 243 00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:31,170 Oh, boy. Yep, got it! 244 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:34,080 Here we go! All right. Jell-O! 245 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,910 Bye, John! 246 00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:39,280 Bye! 247 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,620 Get it back to its mother. 248 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:45,490 Ugh! 249 00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,390 The payment's in your apartment. 250 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,360 I'm done with him. Ugh! 251 00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:06,970 Peekaboo. 252 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,220 Hi. 253 00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:20,860 Bet you kids are wondering why we pulled you over today. 254 00:19:20,990 --> 00:19:22,060 I'm not sure what you think we did, 255 00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:23,460 but-but we didn't hurt nobody. 256 00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:25,030 I swear we're innocent. 257 00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:26,360 Oh. 258 00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:30,730 That's some fresh material right there. 259 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,400 You know, when I was a boy, 260 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,410 my father told me about a police chief named Breton. 261 00:19:37,540 --> 00:19:38,770 Have you ever heard of him? 262 00:19:38,910 --> 00:19:41,310 No, sir, but I-- Then stop talking. 263 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,640 It was rhetorical. 264 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:47,250 Well, this Police Chief Breton, he cleaned up Manhattan, 265 00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:49,320 which is a burrow of Old New York, 266 00:19:49,450 --> 00:19:51,520 in case you don't know your geography. 267 00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:53,760 But Chief Breton had a theory 268 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,990 that little sins could attract big sins. 269 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:01,030 And so, he would stamp out those little sins 270 00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:03,900 like a match before it ever caught fire. 271 00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:07,030 And you know what? By jukie it worked. 272 00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:12,410 Crime went down because he showed no tolerance, no mercy, 273 00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:15,810 not even for petty vandalism, 274 00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:17,880 defecating in the park. 275 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:21,020 Gosh, not even looting. 276 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:24,890 He saved New York, and I'm saving this country. 277 00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:28,320 Now then, you two have a choice. 278 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,290 You and your lover... 279 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,130 Sister, we-we have the same mom and dad. 280 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,260 I know what a sister is. 281 00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:38,200 As I was saying, 282 00:20:38,330 --> 00:20:42,470 you and your sister have a choice. 283 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,870 You can resist, in which case, 284 00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:47,980 I'll have to napalm the both of you. 285 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:53,110 Or one of you can make the tough choice. 286 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,650 Take your own life. 287 00:20:56,780 --> 00:21:01,090 Consider it your punishment for crimes committed against the law. 288 00:21:23,410 --> 00:21:24,980 Eat my ass, motherfucker! 289 00:21:36,190 --> 00:21:38,690 Huh, look at all those brains. 290 00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:41,200 Who knew? Officer? 291 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:44,970 Let's see... 292 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,900 There you go. 293 00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:49,540 Oh, that's why you're quiet. 294 00:21:49,670 --> 00:21:51,510 You're from Orange County. 295 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,110 I've heard the barbaric things those insiders 296 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,380 will do to their own to keep them in line. 297 00:21:57,450 --> 00:22:01,450 But you, you won't need words to let others know 298 00:22:01,580 --> 00:22:04,050 you crossed paths with Agent Stone. 299 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:06,120 Let's go, boys. 300 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:26,770 Just in case, you decide to take the path of your brother. 301 00:22:28,110 --> 00:22:30,750 You have a nice day now, ma'am. 302 00:23:00,810 --> 00:23:02,810 Oh, shit! 303 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,280 Tommy! 304 00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:07,550 Tommy! 305 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:08,980 What's the rush? 306 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,490 Not like you're going anywhere. 307 00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:13,090 A little help, Tommy? 308 00:23:13,490 --> 00:23:15,660 Saving your ass once again. 309 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,630 You're lucky. 310 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,600 This baby blew the pants off a vulture last week. 311 00:23:20,730 --> 00:23:23,930 Took me days to get the blood and toenails out of the tile. 312 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:29,000 So, you got a delivery for me or are you just here to chap my ass? 313 00:23:29,140 --> 00:23:31,570 Neither. I need a map. 314 00:23:32,470 --> 00:23:33,810 A map? Yeah. 315 00:23:33,940 --> 00:23:36,980 Well, hell, why didn't you say so? 316 00:23:37,110 --> 00:23:38,710 Come on over. 317 00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:40,080 Where you headed? 318 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,920 Got a lot of people going to the great white north. 319 00:23:43,050 --> 00:23:44,750 Hear there's a steel rush. 320 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,060 Huh, I got a route here through the redwoods 321 00:23:51,190 --> 00:23:55,260 that would make your nipples spin like a lady in the burley-q show. 322 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,930 I'm not going north. 323 00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:58,670 Huh. 324 00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:00,370 I'm going east. 325 00:24:03,270 --> 00:24:04,510 East? 326 00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:07,740 How far east are we talking? 327 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,510 New Chicago. 328 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,350 Give me your belt, John. 329 00:24:12,950 --> 00:24:14,520 Why? 330 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:16,020 You're clearly suicidal, so give me your goddamn belt! 331 00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:17,520 Hey, stop that, man! 332 00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:19,520 It's a once in a lifetime opportunity. 333 00:24:19,590 --> 00:24:22,060 You have no idea what's out east, do you? 334 00:24:22,190 --> 00:24:23,420 Of course, I don't. 335 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,360 I've never driven past Barstow. 336 00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:27,930 That's why I'm here seeing your pretty face. 337 00:24:34,070 --> 00:24:37,270 Okay. Okay, New Chicago. 338 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:51,350 New Chicago is 2,132 miles from here. 339 00:24:51,650 --> 00:24:53,390 You know what that means? 340 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:55,320 I shouldn't walk. 341 00:24:57,890 --> 00:25:03,870 It means 2,132 miles of no cover. 342 00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:09,370 No protection, no safe harbor. 343 00:25:09,570 --> 00:25:11,210 The only shelter means dealing with 344 00:25:11,340 --> 00:25:15,980 a bunch of brainwashed, burger worshipping screwballs. 345 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:19,710 I'm not that desperate. You might be. 346 00:25:19,850 --> 00:25:22,880 The roads out east aren't like the roads here. 347 00:25:23,020 --> 00:25:26,120 You won't be dealing with your run of the mill vultures. 348 00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:28,760 These boys are predators. 349 00:25:28,890 --> 00:25:33,190 Even the people trying to bring the law back are just as dangerous. 350 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,800 There's chaos out there, John. 351 00:25:35,930 --> 00:25:38,030 You'll be dealing with it alone. 352 00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:39,770 So, I've gotta ask... 353 00:25:40,670 --> 00:25:43,100 Is the risk worth the reward? 354 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,510 Oh... 355 00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:01,420 You're gonna have to go through Vegas, John. 356 00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:04,430 We both know who rules Vegas. 357 00:27:07,690 --> 00:27:09,060 Why is the map so small? 358 00:27:10,690 --> 00:27:12,930 Wait, is that a dick? 359 00:27:13,060 --> 00:27:14,430 Whoa! 360 00:27:25,570 --> 00:27:27,040 Gah! 361 00:27:27,170 --> 00:27:30,040 You know, it's really rude not to introduce yourself 362 00:27:30,180 --> 00:27:31,710 before pulling a gun on someone. 363 00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:36,920 Oh, this is ruder! 364 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,990 How about you lower that sorry excuse for a gun 365 00:27:47,130 --> 00:27:49,830 and I'll lower my exceptionally cool blade. 366 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,500 We don't want things to escalate, do we? 367 00:27:51,630 --> 00:27:53,740 Okay. 368 00:27:54,100 --> 00:27:56,740 See? Now things have escalated. 369 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:03,750 It's you. 370 00:28:13,550 --> 00:28:15,260 We don't have time for this. 371 00:28:15,390 --> 00:28:16,990 So, how about you tell your partner to come out from where he's hiding-- 372 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:19,930 Okay, whoa! Touched a nerve. 373 00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:29,140 You're hurt. I get it. 374 00:28:29,270 --> 00:28:32,210 There's a way out of this, okay?